cah_red_box.json

{
    "id": "cah_red_box",
    "name": "CAH: Red Box",
    "accent_background": "#800",
    "accent_color": "white",
    "author": "Cards Against Humanity",
    "license": "Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0",
    "license_url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/",
    "cards": [
        {
            "id": "w_politepants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting in her pants, politely."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gladitorial",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gladiatorial combat."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goodgrammar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Good grammar."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hipsters",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hipsters."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gandalf",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gandalf."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_genengsoldiers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Genetically engineered super-soldiers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_clooneymusk",
            "content": {
                "en": "George Clooney's musk."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_peterpankidnap",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting abducted by Peter Pan."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_albinoeat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Eating an albino."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bigscandwoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Enormous Scandinavian women."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fabstats",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fabricating statistics."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_skelefind",
            "content": {
                "en": "Finding a skeleton."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_suicidethink",
            "content": {
                "en": "Suicidal thoughts."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_broomdance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dancing with a broom."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_princessdeflower",
            "content": {
                "en": "Deflowering the princess."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_doritobreath",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dorito breath."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_1kslimjim",
            "content": {
                "en": "One thousand Slim Jims."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_machete",
            "content": {
                "en": "My machete."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_overpowfather",
            "content": {
                "en": "Overpowering your father."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_omenbgmusic",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ominous background music."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mediacov",
            "content": {
                "en": "Media coverage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_peniskiss",
            "content": {
                "en": "Making the penises kiss."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm xf nh s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_moralambig",
            "content": {
                "en": "Moral ambiguity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_medievaltimes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hackyskills",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mad hacky-sack skills."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_justtip",
            "content": {
                "en": "Just the tip."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_litshiteat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Literally eating shit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_levelup",
            "content": {
                "en": "Leveling up."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_insatbloodlust",
            "content": {
                "en": "Insatiable bloodlust."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_histrevision",
            "content": {
                "en": "Historical revisionism."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vandamme",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jean-Claude Van Damme."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jafar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jafar."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oldboners",
            "content": {
                "en": "The boners of the elderly."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_economy",
            "content": {
                "en": "The economy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_statvalidstypes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Statistically validated stereotypes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poopexpdisease",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slsowmotion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Slow motion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spacemuffins",
            "content": {
                "en": "Space muffins."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexhumil",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sexual humiliation."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_siamtwins",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sexy Siamese twins."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_santa",
            "content": {
                "en": "Santa Claus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ticklescrot",
            "content": {
                "en": "Scrotum tickling."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_heartgrab",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goslinghorse",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_qjowls",
            "content": {
                "en": "Quivering jowls."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_revengefuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Revenge fucking."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pwhiphostage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pistol-whipping a hostage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_quiche",
            "content": {
                "en": "Quiche."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_zeussexapp",
            "content": {
                "en": "Zeus's sexual appetites."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_words3",
            "content": {
                "en": "Words, words, words."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tripballs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tripping balls."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bebusyadult",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being a busy adult with many important things to do."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vishnuarms",
            "content": {
                "en": "The four arms of Vishnu."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_larrykingcorpse",
            "content": {
                "en": "The shambling corpse of Larry King."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hiccups",
            "content": {
                "en": "The hiccups."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_harshdaylight",
            "content": {
                "en": "The harsh light of day."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gulags",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Gulags."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fantagirls",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Fanta® girls."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bbd",
            "content": {
                "en": "A big black dick."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beachedwhale",
            "content": {
                "en": "A beached whale."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lowlivingstd",
            "content": {
                "en": "A low standard of living."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nuancecrit",
            "content": {
                "en": "A nuanced critique."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bloodpacifier",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bloody pacifier."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_craplittlehand",
            "content": {
                "en": "A crappy little hand."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shaft",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shaft."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bedino",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being a dinosaur."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beatingwives",
            "content": {
                "en": "Beating your wives."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_npharris",
            "content": {
                "en": "Neil Patrick Harris."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vagcough",
            "content": {
                "en": "Coughing into a vagina."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_carnies",
            "content": {
                "en": "Carnies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nubslaveboys",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nubile slave boys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boschicfarmers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bosnian chicken farmers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lieweb",
            "content": {
                "en": "A web of lies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rivaldojo",
            "content": {
                "en": "A rival dojo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_paslatlover",
            "content": {
                "en": "A passionate Latino lover."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pantyraids",
            "content": {
                "en": "Panty raids."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_happysnap",
            "content": {
                "en": "Appreciative snapping."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sorry",
            "content": {
                "en": "Apologizing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_clams",
            "content": {
                "en": "Clams."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_scornedwoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A woman scorned."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_awesomesex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being awesome at sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_springbreak",
            "content": {
                "en": "Spring break!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_morphineshot",
            "content": {
                "en": "Another shot of morphine."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pappefriends",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of \"Friends.\""
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_olmanriver",
            "content": {
                "en": "A soulful rendition of \"Ol' Man River.\""
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_makefriend",
            "content": {
                "en": "Making a friend."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_leatherdaddy",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sweaty, panting leather daddy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_intimprobs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Intimacy problems."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_radiohead",
            "content": {
                "en": "The new Radiohead album."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dressupgame",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yogaman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_skelearmy",
            "content": {
                "en": "An army of skeletons."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_aviatormoles",
            "content": {
                "en": "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_turfbeef",
            "content": {
                "en": "Beefin' over turf."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_google",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Google."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bullshit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sweetship",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sweet spaceship."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_55lube",
            "content": {
                "en": "A 55-gallon drum of lube."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cher",
            "content": {
                "en": "Special musical guest, Cher."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_humanbody",
            "content": {
                "en": "The human body."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mildautism",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mild autism."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ncmoves",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nunchuck moves."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slavewhip",
            "content": {
                "en": "Whipping a disobedient slave."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_etherrag",
            "content": {
                "en": "An ether-soaked rag."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ontraffic",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oncoming traffic."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sourdollop",
            "content": {
                "en": "A dollop of sour cream."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shittypu",
            "content": {
                "en": "A slightly shittier parallel universe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_firstkill",
            "content": {
                "en": "My first kill."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_borishammer",
            "content": {
                "en": "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_greybroth",
            "content": {
                "en": "The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lilnips",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tiny nipples."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_power",
            "content": {
                "en": "Power."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_segaldeath",
            "content": {
                "en": "Death by Steven Seagal."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tigerpit",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Burmese tiger pit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_humandecency",
            "content": {
                "en": "Basic human decency."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_opash",
            "content": {
                "en": "Grandpa's ashes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_onering",
            "content": {
                "en": "One Ring to rule them all."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_birdattackday",
            "content": {
                "en": "The day the birds attacked."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fetalcsyn",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fetal alcohol syndrome."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gvalsc",
            "content": {
                "en": "Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bbd2",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bigger, blacker dick."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_abconcept",
            "content": {
                "en": "The mere concept of Applebee's®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sadfatdragon",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sad fat dragon with no friends."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_scorpsurprise",
            "content": {
                "en": "A piñata full of scorpions."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_existing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Existing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hcdeathstare",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hillary Clinton's death stare."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_urethratrauma",
            "content": {
                "en": "Catastrophic urethral trauma."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dp",
            "content": {
                "en": "Double penetration."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dadbelt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Daddy's belt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fastorgasm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Swiftly achieving orgasm."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mooing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mooing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_graverise",
            "content": {
                "en": "Rising from the grave."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_grizzlywife",
            "content": {
                "en": "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_realfuckedshit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some really fucked-up shit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_plutonium",
            "content": {
                "en": "Weapons-grade plutonium."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_allthisblood",
            "content": {
                "en": "All of this blood."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_scrotfrostbite",
            "content": {
                "en": "Scrotal frostbite."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ballswap",
            "content": {
                "en": "Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racemixing",
            "content": {
                "en": "The mixing of the races."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_babyevery9",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pumping out a baby every nine months."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tongue",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tongue."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_loki",
            "content": {
                "en": "Loki, the trickster god."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bitchwhine",
            "content": {
                "en": "Whining like a little bitch."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_octohat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Wearing an octopus for a hat."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_seaferris",
            "content": {
                "en": "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_waldofind",
            "content": {
                "en": "Finding Waldo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_homelesshotspot",
            "content": {
                "en": "Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hippiecloud",
            "content": {
                "en": "A magic hippie love cloud."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mtfuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fuck Mountain."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_trashhome",
            "content": {
                "en": "Living in a trashcan."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thecorps",
            "content": {
                "en": "The corporations."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bluebang",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goldblum",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jeff Goldblum."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_surivorguilt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Survivor's guilt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_me",
            "content": {
                "en": "Me."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dyingfriends",
            "content": {
                "en": "All my friends dying."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shutup",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shutting the fuck up."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_assdisaster",
            "content": {
                "en": "An ass disaster."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_birdman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some kind of bird-man."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wholeinternet",
            "content": {
                "en": "The entire Internet."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_punchppl",
            "content": {
                "en": "Going around punching people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_booboo",
            "content": {
                "en": "A boo-boo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wowlonely",
            "content": {
                "en": "Indescribable loneliness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pizzasex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having sex on top of a pizza."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yumlavalamp",
            "content": {
                "en": "Chugging a lava lamp."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_muppetsex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Warm, velvety muppet sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dirtymallstreak",
            "content": {
                "en": "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nothing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nothing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sljackson",
            "content": {
                "en": "Samuel L. Jackson."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_selfflagell",
            "content": {
                "en": "Self-flagellation."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_peopledestruct",
            "content": {
                "en": "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_quesasalad",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_revcowgirl",
            "content": {
                "en": "Reverse cowgirl."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_namflashbacks",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vietnam flashbacks."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_reallygetshot",
            "content": {
                "en": "Actually getting shot, for real."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nosex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not having sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cock",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cock."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_diealone",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dying alone and in pain."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dogcop",
            "content": {
                "en": "A cop who is also a dog."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whiteway",
            "content": {
                "en": "The way white people is."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gayliens",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gay aliens."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_primalparentsex",
            "content": {
                "en": "The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_toocutecatvid",
            "content": {
                "en": "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_taintlatch",
            "content": {
                "en": "A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racistladyslap",
            "content": {
                "en": "Slapping a racist old lady."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blackhoodiemale",
            "content": {
                "en": "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jumpingppl",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jumping out at people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_3mhole",
            "content": {
                "en": "Three months in the hole."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bloodfarts",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blood farts."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chocoland",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Land of Chocolate."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_badcircumcize",
            "content": {
                "en": "A botched circumcision."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_claude",
            "content": {
                "en": "My manservant, Claude."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blowpuke",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vomiting mid-blowjob."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_letemalldown",
            "content": {
                "en": "Letting everyone down."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_legguns",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having shotguns for legs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nakedclintonsax",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mufasadeath",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mufasa's death scene."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_harlemgt",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Harlem Globetrotters."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_demonpossess",
            "content": {
                "en": "Demonic possession."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fisting",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fisting."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pornveneer",
            "content": {
                "en": "The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_textingirls",
            "content": {
                "en": "Girls that always be textin'."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_alleyblow",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blowing some dudes in an alley."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_congaline",
            "content": {
                "en": "A spontaneous conga line."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vaginaportal",
            "content": {
                "en": "A vagina that leads to another dimension."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_discofever",
            "content": {
                "en": "Disco fever."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chinesedicktrap",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick."
            },
            "flags": "w gn gnm nh"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_50hourenergy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sneezefartcum",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_guitardouche",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some douche with an acoustic guitar."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lotsaspending",
            "content": {
                "en": "Spending lots of money."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vcrpbj",
            "content": {
                "en": "Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fireants",
            "content": {
                "en": "An unstoppable wave of fire ants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mcconaughey",
            "content": {
                "en": "A greased-up Matthew McConaughey."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_flyingrobots",
            "content": {
                "en": "Flying robots that kill people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_soupforever",
            "content": {
                "en": "Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sylviapatch",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_moistmouth",
            "content": {
                "en": "The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_puddingfill",
            "content": {
                "en": "Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_midgetrichard3",
            "content": {
                "en": "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's <i>Richard III<\/i>."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_maniacscream",
            "content": {
                "en": "Screaming like a maniac."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nocontribute",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not contributing to society in any meaningful way."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_squirmingbodies",
            "content": {
                "en": "A pile of squirming bodies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_coolpants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Buying the right pants to be cool."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rolandfarter",
            "content": {
                "en": "Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thatass",
            "content": {
                "en": "That ass."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wowhair",
            "content": {
                "en": "A surprising amount of hair."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_selleckstache",
            "content": {
                "en": "Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_velcro",
            "content": {
                "en": "Velcro&trade;."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_powerpoint",
            "content": {
                "en": "A PowerPoint presentation."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "b_orgystopper",
            "content": {
                "en": "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_notpoop",
            "content": {
                "en": "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_usadecline",
            "content": {
                "en": "In the distant future, historians will agree that ______ marked the beginning of America's decline."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_giftthatgives",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's the gift that keeps on giving?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_manvswild",
            "content": {
                "en": "This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_michaelbaymovie",
            "content": {
                "en": "Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ______ against ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_meddlingkids",
            "content": {
                "en": "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_substitute",
            "content": {
                "en": "In a pinch, ______ can be a suitable substitute for ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_nudecolproblem",
            "content": {
                "en": "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mysteryorigin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Science will never explain the origin of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_vaticansecret",
            "content": {
                "en": "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_badgriefhelp",
            "content": {
                "en": "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_planbfap",
            "content": {
                "en": "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_tribunalverdict",
            "content": {
                "en": "An international tribunal has found ______ guilty of ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_detroitcampaign",
            "content": {
                "en": "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kanyerapsound",
            "content": {
                "en": "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_scandbasicright",
            "content": {
                "en": "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ______ is a basic human right."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_controlsworld",
            "content": {
                "en": "He who controls ______ controls the world."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_requestdenied",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ______ has denied your request for ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ciainterrogate",
            "content": {
                "en": "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_incomplete",
            "content": {
                "en": "______ would be woefully incomplete without ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_midlifecrisis",
            "content": {
                "en": "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_destroyevidence",
            "content": {
                "en": "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_favpornstar",
            "content": {
                "en": "My new favorite porn star is Joey \"______\" McGee."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_davidblaine",
            "content": {
                "en": "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_captainsaysprepare",
            "content": {
                "en": "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_browserhistory",
            "content": {
                "en": "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ______.com\/______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_griefstages",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_newyorkelite",
            "content": {
                "en": "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_allthanksto",
            "content": {
                "en": "I went from ______ to ______, all thanks to ______."
            },
            "draw": 2,
            "pick": 3
        },
        {
            "id": "b_missmuffet",
            "content": {
                "en": "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_cosmo",
            "content": {
                "en": "This month's Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing ______ into the bedroom.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_godgaveus",
            "content": {
                "en": "If God didn't want us to enjoy ______, he wouldn't have given us ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_tisofthee",
            "content": {
                "en": "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_occupy",
            "content": {
                "en": "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More ______!\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_liferuined",
            "content": {
                "en": "I spent my whole life working toward ______, only to have it ruined by ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_drphil",
            "content": {
                "en": "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_twocertainthings",
            "content": {
                "en": "Only two things in life are certain: death and ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_downonground",
            "content": {
                "en": "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_healingprocess",
            "content": {
                "en": "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_hsmascot",
            "content": {
                "en": "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_badcharades",
            "content": {
                "en": "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_allwehad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Before ______, all we had was ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_2020",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tonight on 20\/20: What you don't know about ______ could kill you."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_trulylived",
            "content": {
                "en": "You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ______ and ______ at the same time."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_heybaby",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_badgymteacher",
            "content": {
                "en": "My gym teacher got fired for adding ______ to the obstacle course."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_newdeliveryservice",
            "content": {
                "en": "Finally! A service that delivers ______ right to your door."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ddlmethodact",
            "content": {
                "en": "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_viciouscycle",
            "content": {
                "en": "My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of ______ and ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_foundclub",
            "content": {
                "en": "During high school, I never really fit in until I found ______ club."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_cantbuylove",
            "content": {
                "en": "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_steerclearson",
            "content": {
                "en": "Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ______, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_goodinterview",
            "content": {
                "en": "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_goldstein",
            "content": {
                "en": "Call the law offices of Goldstein &amp; Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ______ in the workplace."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lovinyou",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_blinddatesave",
            "content": {
                "en": "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_couchstain",
            "content": {
                "en": "What left this stain on my couch?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_heronotneeded",
            "content": {
                "en": "Turns out that ______-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_finallyready",
            "content": {
                "en": "After months of practice with ______, I think I'm finally ready for ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_seventhcicle",
            "content": {
                "en": "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ______ for all eternity."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_acooperregimen",
            "content": {
                "en": "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_getrightdown",
            "content": {
                "en": "When you get right down to it, ______ is just ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_havingproblems",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having problems with ______? Try ______!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_showandtell",
            "content": {
                "en": "And what did <i>you<\/i> bring for show and tell?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_toorichandbusy",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_timeandpressure",
            "content": {
                "en": "With enough time and pressure, ______ will turn into ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_hoursoffun",
            "content": {
                "en": "______: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for ______!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_messinpractice",
            "content": {
                "en": "______. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_princedressingroom",
            "content": {
                "en": "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room."
            },
            "pick": 1
        }
    ]
}