摸鱼.js

// [rule: 摸鱼]
/* 
 *@author:  Mol
 *@create: 2021-11-24-20/20-20
 */
var fishMan = new Date();
var year = fishMan.getFullYear();
var month = fishMan.getMonth() + 1;
var day = fishMan.getDate();
var hour = fishMan.getHours();
var item = fishMan.getDay()
var msg = '';

function main() {
     headInfo();
     weekend();
     festival('元旦', 1, 1);
     festival('春节', 2, 1);
     festival('元宵节', 2, 15);
     festival('清明节', 4, 4);
     festival('劳动节', 5, 1);
     festival('国庆节', 10, 1);
     festival('【春节法定假期放假】', 1, 30);
     lastInfo();
     sendText(msg)
}

function headInfo() {
     var mae = ''
     if (hour >= 6 && hour < 12) {
          mae = '上午'
     } else if (hour >= 12 && hour < 18) {
          mae = '下午'
     } else if ((hour >= 18 && hour < 24) || hour < 6) {
          mae = '晚上'
     }
     var info = image("https://s3.bmp.ovh/imgs/2021/12/2627c2f0f744eaa8.jpeg")+"\n【摸鱼办】提醒您：" + month + "月" + day + "日," + mae + "好,摸鱼人！\n工作再累，一定不要忘记摸鱼哦！有事没事起身去茶水间， 去厕所， 去廊道走走别老在工位上坐着， 钱是老板的, 但命是自己的!\n"
     msg += info
     return info
}

function lastInfo() {
     var info = "为了放假加油吧！\n​上班是帮老板赚钱，摸鱼是赚老板的钱！\n​最后，祝愿天下所有摸鱼人，都能愉快的渡过每一天！"
     msg += info
     return info
}

function weekend() {
     var item = fishMan.getDay()
     var info = ""
     if (item > 0 && item <= 5) {
          item = 6 - item
          info = "距离周末还有" + item + "天\n";
     } else {
          info = '好好享受周末吧\n';
     }
     msg += info
     return info
}

function festival(chinese, fmonth, fday) {
     var startDate = Date.parse(fishMan);
     var info = "";
     var newfestival = new Date(year + 1, fmonth - 1, fday);
     var endDate = Date.parse(newfestival);
     var days = Math.round((endDate - startDate) / (1 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000));
     if (month == fmonth && day == fday) {
          info = "今天就是" + chinese + "节，好好享受！\n"
     } else {
          info = "距离" + chinese + "还有" + days + "天\n"
     }
     msg += info
     return info
}

main()